Just Another ‘Roidmance

The New York Times has reported that David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez are among the 104 players who took the [supposedly anonymous, now infamous] 2003 drug test and tested positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Really, is anyone surprised?

This comes following Manny’s 50-game suspension for testing positive for PEDs. At least we can rest assured that they did whatever possible* to end the 86-year curse in 2004.

*If by whatever possible, I mean by using illegal drugs

David Ortiz & Manny Ramirez

Manny: Big Papi your chest is looking so good and strong
Big Papi: …And your biceps. These PEDs are unbelievable. Your eyes, however, need no enhancing
Manny: Hug me harder
Big Papi: Can I kiss you?

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